If you have ever been to an ASR trade show, you know how they can be. They are the ultimate in skateboarding's soap opera maddness. There's a ton of bikini girls walking around in next to nothing handing out free drinks to all the little boys and girls to consume. Just imagine what fun that can be. So, get a grey hound ticket, steal a badge and get your tight little pants ass wearing grom self down to San Diego so you can be a part of the coolest event since Moffat Couinty's Roadkill Cook Off.

Or, you can click below and watch the enjoi trailer that's playing there and tell people that you went. Tell them you blazed some hunnies from the reef booth, the trailer was garbage and you can't remember anything else. Who wouldn't believe that?