"louie, tell them to put this on the enjoi site"

Hey friends,
what are you wearing?
i mean, what are you doing?

i have a small favor to ask:

Ryan and I are complete opposites:
He's young, i'm old.
he's skinny, i'm fat.
I can not 360 flip lipslide a rail
BUT i already found a chill girl.
so i'm one step ahead of him in that department.
BUT he has a 2003 land rover.
and i want it.

and he'll give it to me if i raise the most money for cancer.

So help me win Ryan's car!

I figure if everyone donates just two dollars each; i'm a shoe in.

Sure, two dollars can feed a family in Africa rice for a month
or maybe help some crappy death metal band from Iraq get a gig
but Africa is such an 80s cause
and who listens to death metal anymore?

This is 2008 and materialism is where its at.
It's the most worthy cause i can think of.
i mean aside from this cancer thing that we're raising money for.

so if you don't mind, click here

and donate a couple bucks.
I really need a new car.
I mean, Cancer would appreciate it.
No. Wait.
That's not right.
Cancer will be pissed if you donate money.
This is anti-cancer stuff.
Don't you want to rebel against cancer?
pretend cancer is your parents.
Tell cancer how much you hate it by donating $2 or more now.
operators are standing by.

chris nieratko