though my popularity and standing here in america has waned, i still seem to have appeal in other countries such as mexico
i'm going to judge a skate contest. lets go! er, vamos!
things were pretty cool immediately upon my arrival
claudia, my envoy
i realized just how rusty my spanish was when i ordered squid ink fettucini accidentally. this was easily the lamest thing i have ever ordered.
squid ink? wtf.
so, the next morning i felt better.
they are serious about their suffering here
i didnt even take pictures of the weird stuff like peacocks. my guides told me downstairs in the black market section they had everything but pandas.
this is santa muerte the saint of death worshipped by criminals. more on him later.
i would have bought this crown of thorns if it were less impossible to put in my luggage
uh, is there a weird baby jesus doctor in the house?
this is German's pet lion, Topcat.
i found mr. T
he's selling meat grills on a mexican infomercial at 3 am. fuuuuuck. but dont pity this fool